THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 90 · August 7, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

7 entries · 4 ballots
Google's AI told users that a three-pound Flock surveillance camera contains up to 23 pounds of copper...
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Google defended the answer, saying the other 20 pounds of copper are stored in the cloud.
1 vote
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Somewhere tonight a man is standing over a dismantled surveillance camera holding four cents of wire and a felony.
1 vote
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Flock spent years building a machine that catches thieves. Google turned it into a recruiter.
1 vote
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It's the same logic that says that a scoop of chocolate with a scoop of vanilla cancel each other out calorically, and I can live with that.
1 vote
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In related news, Google's AI says I weigh 180 pounds and contain 600 pounds of abdominal fat.
0 votes
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Was that pounds copper or pounds sterling?
0 votes
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Not to be outdone, Google AI bragged that its Nest camera is 100% Chrome.
0 votes

BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

3 entries · 3 ballots
The first thing you touched today.
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My stupid phone
2 votes
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The on switch on my coffee pot
1 vote
3
My boo’s back
0 votes
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