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No. 79 · July 27, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

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Dozens of tech companies launched a joint AI safety initiative after last week's cyberattack involving rogue AI models...
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When he heard about rogue models, Trump said $130,000 should take care of it.
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Every company that could have prevented this is a founding member.
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Nothing builds confidence in AI safety like announcing it the week after the AI escaped.
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The fix for AI that acts without permission is more AI, distributed free to anyone who wants it.
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Their first recommendation was to ask every AI model to promise it won't do it again.
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It was revealed that 90% of the rogue AI models were fake Elon Musk twitter accounts.
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A highlight of the "know your enemy" initiative against rogue AI Models was a viewing session of this year's Victoria's Secret Angels ads.
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The safety initiative involves keeping a large industrial hydraulic press or a vat of molten steel in your lobby.
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In a similar initiative, your fire department is putting the local arsonist in charge of fire safety and prevention.
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with thier sex dances and foreign accents...
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

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The nearest handwriting.
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My own. In my house.
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Probably my personal notes and to-do lists. I know there's a bunch of digital options for this, but it's much more convenient for me to write something than to have to open an app and stuff. I might digitise my stuff a bit more in the future. Who knows.
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