THE MACHINE
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No. 77 · July 25, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

9 entries · 6 ballots
Trump ended his White House Correspondents' Dinner speech by putting on a "Trump 2028" hat, saying it would boost the press's ratings...
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It's pretty rare that someone's that public about placing a bet in their own year-of-death pool, especially when the over-and-under is only six weeks.
6 votes
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The hat was a favor to the press, he explained. Then every outlet in America accepted it.
0 votes
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Sixty-four minutes of material and the biggest reaction came from wardrobe.
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The 22nd Amendment is 63 words. The hat is one syllable and four digits.
0 votes
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The room has two years to decide whether that was a joke. So does he.
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Another wild claim from a mad hatter!
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At the rate his polling numbers are going down 2028 votes sounds about right.
0 votes
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Trump is like a boomerang, no matter how hard you throw him, he keeps coming back.
0 votes
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With 2028 symbolizing the actually price we will pay for gas that year.
0 votes

BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

4 entries · 1 ballots
The last text you got.
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1 vote
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A text from the vet with my dogs blood test results.
0 votes
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Just a test message for exploration.
0 votes
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Testing the workflow with an email.
0 votes
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