THE DAILY EDITION.

It's sadly the coolest thing that's ever happened in Idaho.

America just watched a man balance 195 rolls on his head and still won't consider a bidet.

Guinness inspected all 195 rolls before approving it — more vetting than most Cabinet nominees survive.

The Guinees Book spokesperson said the record holder's reaction was "Simply Charmin."

After the successful event the toilet paper was donated to the victims of explosive diarrhea. Or was it the other way around.

He trained for months to balance 195 rolls, which is 195 more things than the guy has ever balanced in his life.

A Guinness official flew to Idaho, counted all 195 rolls, and confirmed the record — which means somewhere there's a job where that's the whole day.

When reached for comment, the man remarked he was happy to have broken the record, but still bored because he resides in Idaho.

When asked to comment, he said he was “flushed with success.”

The supermarket clerk who had to re-shelve all those rolls after they fell down was not amused.

In a related story the first person to contract Cyclospora USED 195 rolls of toilet paper.

Who's hoarding toilet paper now?...

Love these.

Some magnets, maybe a note, and phone numbers. Sadly none from a sweetheart yet.

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