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But then the governor said "Throw in plagues, locusts, rising crime and a flood or two and you've got a deal."

"But who will write our papers next year?", said every high school student in the state.

Even AI can't afford to live in New York.

The pause is one year, which means the data centers will achieve consciousness before they achieve zoning.

ChatGPT called the moratorium a thoughtful step toward sustainability, then quietly began looking at listings in Virginia.

Officials are pausing new server permits. Which means we might never find out which completely fake celebrity died today on Facebook.

Data centers use massive water for cooling. New York said, "Sorry, ChatGPT, you're thirstier than a tourist in Times Square."

Permitting will restart once the state collects enough money from private citizens' utility bills to underwrite the data center subsidies.

There's barely enough water to wash all the piss off of the subways as it is.

A single data center drinks more water than the town it sits in, which is impressive for a building with no bathroom.

Hopefully raising the AC to 75 degrees and only flushing when you take a shit should do the trick.

Usually on the ground or a building.

Whenever I close my eyes.

Across my hardwood floors, the light makes interesting patterns.