THE DAILY EDITION.

Meta's AI logs your emotional state in real time, finally letting the company monetize your despair by the minute instead of by the quarter.

Meta's new AI keeps a timestamped log of your emotions. 7:14 a.m.: "User opened Facebook. Feeling detected: regret.

Meta filed a patent for an AI that recognizes human emotions...the closest anyone at Meta has come to having one.

Morgan and Morgan lawyers plan to use these logs in civil suits against Meta as evidence for pain and suffering produced while waiting to speak with a human at Tech Support.

Only because a US patent that logs are brain IQ state would have embarrassing results.

According to AI, I am dead.

It's basically a girlfriend with cloud storage.

In a trial run in London, the AI detected profound boredom in the recorded voice that tells you to "mind the gap."

When Meta detects sadness, you'll start seeing more ice cream and puppies in your feed so that you don't reach the point where you start seeing ads for ropes and stools.

Zuckerberg is using the logs to determine the best time of day to send in the T-800s.

That's why I suffer in silence.

That's why I suffer in silence.

The weight of the world

My laptop for the most part.

my 02

Pocket knife

My Oppo Reno Z phone. Definitely a bit long in the tooth but still works well