THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 62 · July 10, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

11 entries · 13 ballots
Palm Beach’s airport officially reopened Thursday as President Donald J. Trump International, with Eric Trump landing the first flight...
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It’s the only duty-free in America where the steaks, the vodka, and the diplomas are all the same brand.
3 votes
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Officials say they picked the name because they wanted something travelers already associate with delays.
3 votes
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Travelers shouldn’t worry about lost luggage — everything eventually turns up in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.
2 votes
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The airport only allows white people.
2 votes
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The only international destination served is for laundering services in the Calman Islands.
2 votes
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The airport will re-re-open tomorrow, after the wreckage is cleared.
1 vote
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Next time no training wheels!
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Eric Trump getting the first flight feels exactly like the kind of family perk you’d expect.
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How did they name the flight tower, Trump tower? How unoriginal
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The President shed tears as he reflected on the honor and watched Eric land the plane. Oh wait, no he didn't.
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The NTSB is investigating how two disasters occurred on the same day
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

7 entries · 8 ballots
Your hands today.
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Waving at the Taste of Chicago
4 votes
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My hands are tired of typing
2 votes
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I always end up with Band-Aids after giving my Millie her daily medicine. She won't take it normally like most dogs in her food.
1 vote
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Still in great shape, but to be fair, I love pulling the dead skin off of them.
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my hands come in handy
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Hold my hand
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