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Iran only attacked three ships "because they're nice."
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No. 59 · July 7, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
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Trump said the US gave Iran “a week off” for Khamenei’s funeral “because we’re nice.” Iran then attacked three ships in the Strait of Hormuz...
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Nothing says national mourning like torpedoes.
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Iran observed the ceasefire for exactly as long as it took to bury the man who couldn’t observe.
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Iran took the week off and still found time to attack three ships, which is a better work ethic than most people with the week off.
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because Trump didn't call them the day after their long night together...
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Updating traditional funeral customs, Iranians now shoot antiship missiles into the Strait of Hormuz rather than AK-47s into the air.
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...and promised to return the favor for Trump's funeral.
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A shortcut.
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A shortcut can be good and bad. A shortcut to your destination? Good. A shortcut to free money? bad.
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When I tell my hairdresser
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