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No. 58 · July 6, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

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US soccer star Folarin Balogun played against Belgium on Monday after President Trump personally called FIFA to reverse his red-card ban...
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Trump won the FIFA Peace Prize in December and spent it Monday overturning a red card.
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FIFA reversed the ban hours after Trump called, confirming its real headquarters isn’t in Zurich but in the office it rents inside Trump Tower.
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Balogun got his red card overturned by the President of the United States, making him the only American whose paperwork problem got solved this year.
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Even with a Trumped card, the US still didn't have a winning hand against Belgium.
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FIFA waffled. Belgium didn't.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

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What you ate standing up.
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I've probably had a few hot pockets standing up, and some ice cream dishes, but that's about it.
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Not me ...but my little buddy eats standing up
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A sandwich.
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Ice cream cone!
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