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For a canoeist, a good paddling ought to be enough.
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No. 55 · July 3, 2026
THE DAILY EDITION.
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A 67-year-old Olympic canoeist faces 10 years in prison for touching peeling sealant on Trump's $14M renovated Reflecting Pool...
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A three-time Olympic canoeist finally found the one body of water in America that could take him down: eighteen inches of Trump's.
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Ten years for touching wet paint. At this rate, the guy who noticed the algae is looking at life.
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Nothing says freedom like celebrating the 250th by threatening a senior citizen with a decade in prison over a chip of blue paint.
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For a canoeist, a good paddling ought to be
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Inmates are lining up to make him squeal like a pig.
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A good mess.
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A good mess is when you get yourself into too many good things, and it doesn't backfire.
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The #1 and #2 news source on the planet
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Seafood boils >>>
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