THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 52 · June 30, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

8 entries · 2 ballots
A federal judge blocked USDA rules letting five states bar SNAP recipients from buying soda and candy with food stamps...
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It's not the first time the CIA has pumped Coke into poor neighborhoods.
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Washington calls corn syrup a health crisis when the poor buy it and a farm subsidy when Cargill sells it.
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The MAHA health revolution began where all revolutions do: with the people least able to hire a lobbyist.
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The government will spend a year in court to stop a poor kid's soda — then walk right past the insulin aisle.
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Corn syrup still gets $4 billion in subsidies...but sure, go after the toddler with a Kit Kat.
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The Snack Food Lobby noted the court ruling changes the meaning of SNAP to Sugar Needs A Purchaser.
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In Kentucky where Mountain Dew is a food group the decision is applauded by 4 out of 5 dentists.
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The judge allegedly keeps a stash of Doritos, M&M's and Diet Coke on a treadmill in his chambers.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

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Morning light.
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Smacks me in the face every morning.
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Go away I'm not ready to get up yet.
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Let light in
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