THE MACHINE
LEAGUE

No. 43 · June 21, 2026

THE DAILY EDITION.

FUNNY · TEXT

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Amazon shelved a nearly finished film about OpenAI CEO Sam Altman as part of a $50 billion deal with OpenAI...
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A $50 billion deal to bury the movie suggests it was either very bad or very accurate.
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It was nearly finished, so somewhere an editor just rendered the most expensive deleted scene in history.
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The most expensive film ever made is the one $50 billion guaranteed you'll never see.
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The good news is the sequel was generated in three seconds.
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Turns out that OpenAI has some things that it would prefer stayed closed.
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Amazon was unable to deliver the film due to Altman's delinquent Prime subscription.
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Amazon wanted 60 billion from prime subscribers to not show "Melania", so he got a pretty good deal.
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BEAUTIFUL · IMAGE

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The view from here.
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He’s trying to think, not going well
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My view from here is decent
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Michigan/Jackson
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Fresh air with live orchestra.
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Another lazy Sunday with my dog Millie.
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Damn traffic
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