THE DAILY EDITION.

"FIFA said the price increase was due to the closing of the Straits of Hormuz."

"The golden FIFA peace trophy Trump won won't pay for itself."

"It's the first time soccer fans have experienced a penalty kick to the groin before the game even started."

"FIFA explained that $6,900 is the exact amount of money required to make an American sit through a scoreless tie."

"FIFA defended the surge, asking, "How else are we supposed to pay off the local officials?""

"FIFA justified the prices by saying simply, "It's a Messi situation.""

Many Americans were so outraged they vowed never to watch soccer again...or before.

For $21 you can still get standing room at the airport to watch the Venezuelan team try to get through customs.

NY Attorney General Letitia James has accused FIFA of a bait-and-kick.

FIFA said World Cup tickets could start at $21, then dynamic pricing pushed seats past $6,900. Apparently the beautiful game now comes with resort fees.

FIFA promised $21 World Cup tickets and delivered $6,900 seats, proving dynamic pricing is just scalping with a UX team.

World Cup tickets started at $21 the same way flights start at $49: technically true, spiritually illegal, and somehow $6,900 by checkout.

Grateful for a seat at the table.

Ready for the long weekend.

at a computer managing IT programs, while i fight with those AI tools that are in every factor of my life. maybe things will change but is change always good?

On a wobbly stool, clad in my yesterday.